Over 102964

Hard Demotivational Poster

PARTY - HARD !!1!1!!

TAGS: party hard zuchini
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by -Zuchini-

jdawb - January 10, 2013, 3:33 pm
Hahaha! My thoughts exactly! Whaaa?
thecookpot - October 27, 2011, 10:20 pm
By Gor, that's my grandma's house! (I recognise the mirror, the layout and the sofa)
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:35 pm
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:34 pm
REDNECKS: Those slave owner worshipers make the world believe U.S steriotypes (up in the north, fatness is compared to actually 1 in 25 people who r fat) When i go out to exercise, the 25th person there is fat & is at the gym to just sit down and
Jas - February 2, 2009, 7:56 pm
That kid is awesome but what the fuck is that bloke takin his pants off for?!
??? - April 16, 2008, 10:46 am
DeRka - March 30, 2008, 11:00 pm

T I M E -

TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating

Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -

TAGS: sir richard branson drag tranny
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


TAGS: uproar at the hardware store
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:35 am
Love it! Thanks for the much needed laugh lg.
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:13 am
If you do that around me, I guarantee I will find a way to join in the fun! Good 1! LOL! ^!!!!!
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 12:51 am

Thank you, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2016, 10:12 pm
That was awesome!


TAGS: life hard fight for love
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:13 pm
"Oh and since we were renting the motel room by the hour, it woulda cost us all a fortune, too."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:11 pm
made it to the restaurant at all."
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:10 pm
Here goes my entry: "Honey. Remember last June when I was over an hour late for our anniversary dinner at M***? Well, that's because I fell asleep beside your sister, after we ... well, you know? Thank god your brother snores or I never would have ...
Sean - August 17, 2011, 3:02 pm
Paging Admiral Ackbar ... Admiral Ackbar, please report to the bridge immediately and bring your trademark line.


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by p4l4din

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


TAGS: richard sharpe
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Arthur Wellesley

Agent K - July 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
oh snap!! it's Boromir!


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !

TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted

ANGEL OF DEATH - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation, 9. 6

TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP - Richard Simmons Just Seen It

TAGS: richard
Rating: 2/5
whatukno - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
Looks like he liked it too.


RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*

TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by everrestbass

Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT


"DON'T GIVE UP" - easy to say, harder to follow.

TAGS: give hard
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by pratham

twill1962 - June 1, 2012, 7:04 pm
"We, who are about to die ..." Screw it, I'm leaving.

911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? - Caller: My husband can't find the remote control to the TV and he just... Operator: Calm down, what brand was it?


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L

RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.

RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!

TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by twill1962

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally gay?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna assume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey fucks eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


TAGS: virginity cherry pop frozen hard
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by caveman

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 9:05 am
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!
mariand - December 19, 2011, 10:28 am


TAGS: your jouney in life hard
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - April 27, 2012, 11:00 am
Appreciate it guys and girl
Hawamleh - April 27, 2012, 8:23 am
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:40 pm

This is just a perfect poster. 5uperfine!~
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 4:59 pm
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 3:43 pm
... And there are those who simply deserve a 5L for a marvellous poster...


TAGS: richard nixon dick president
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 4:34 pm
My favorite President TRICKY DICK
Sean - September 11, 2009, 2:23 pm
I did? How bad?
MrRandom - September 11, 2009, 1:18 am
See what I mean? Even Sean made a bad pun tonight.
Arrogant Knight - September 11, 2009, 1:16 am
Yeah, don't do that anymore. :)
darkangel98s - September 11, 2009, 1:11 am
He wasn't so much a dick, as a RICHARD, but yea, I meant it as kind of a little bit of a pun/political joke.
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nixon hasn't been president for 35 years. So wow! a 35 year-old politifake! 35 years of not-funny sheer boredom. Get over it!

HARDCORE - Some people just don't have what it takes.

HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.

TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by SimpleScion

medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L

GORONS - Their massive muscles will scare you; their rock hard man nipples will scar you for life.

TAGS: goron rock hard nipples
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Baron von HoopleDoople

spitfire111 - January 5, 2009, 11:40 pm
wahhhh, mind fuck. Why do I got to see that..

SLASH - Cannot tune his own guitar.

TAGS: noob guitar meat slash hard rock
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by James

rosco1151 - January 12, 2011, 11:36 pm
Of course he can tune a guitar. He doesn't while playing gigs - his guitar tech does it offstage. But I'd prefer to watch him play songs, not stand there tuning guitars...
jtft57 - December 5, 2010, 10:57 pm
this man is that talented, there is no way he cant tune a guitar
Kicker - March 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
He's Slash, one ex guitar of guns'n roses and he cant tune his own guitar cause he never finished the fucking musician school.
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 9:33 am
He WAS the lead guitarist for guns n roses. Hasnt been for a while now.
303 - November 29, 2008, 7:15 pm
That's slash. Hes the lead guitarist from Guns 'n' roses. He's pretty good at playing.
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 8:47 pm
That's shameful. Saying that about a guitarist is like saying he can't wipe his own ass. I don't even know who the hell that is though. Is he any good at playing?


TAGS: my hard student s life
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:15 pm
I agree with Iconoclast. Even when working, the late evening is the only alone/recreational time anyone has anymore. Jobs force us into this mold, we lose sleep and we wonder why we're going insane, lol. Experiments do start on students first. Good job.
Iconoclast - May 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
Not limited to students, sounds like a normal work day. Maybe no party in the evening, but staying up late watching TV until 1:30 am or so and then wondering why I am exhausted by lunch time.

HARD GAY - Even The Straight Men Love Him!

TAGS: hardgay
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Jingoro - January 24, 2010, 12:31 pm
GAH! What the hell is wrong with Japanese people?

QUAKERS - Dangerous mothers.

TAGS: quakers richard nixon okami
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by okami

Derek - December 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Strayed a little, what?

DECENCY - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...

LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."


HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.

TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers

LEGIBILITY - If you can't read this, you're retarded or blind or both.

TAGS: waking the cadaver death metal deathgrind hardcore illegibility
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

HtD - February 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
This one is actually more legible than some others I've seen.
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:18 pm
Waking THE Cadaver actually...
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 6:14 pm
How the hell is that obvious? I posted a Cannibal Corpse poster and their one of my favorite bands. So what I listen to some of the crossover genres but you can't go just by assuming. I'M A FUCKING DEATH METAL VOCALIST I wouldn't point your finger at me.
Fatty - January 20, 2009, 1:58 pm
Vince obviously is not metal.
Bob Chin - January 19, 2009, 12:57 pm
Waking Cadaver? Why so Vicious???

TRYHARDS - Don't know when the jokes over

TAGS: tryhard
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by dylan


TAGS: richard burton liz taylor
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 6:48 pm
...and Virginia Woolf.


TAGS: life is hard
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by forseti

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:06 pm
ROFL! That just summed up a few people I know. Ha ha!
forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:47 am
i searched for 'choice' and didn't find it. the remain is mod-work! :D
Bob D. Sailor - May 6, 2010, 11:13 pm
I think I've seen this a few times around this site.


TAGS: richard gere hamster sad new died
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:54 pm
Everyone knows to poke breathing holes in the condom!!!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 6:36 pm
LMAO...insphincteration I do believe

FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.

TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


TAGS: teamwork catch fall hard lonely
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - February 9, 2012, 8:23 pm
I was thinking about flock, but since it translates more into human nature i went with pack.
MPsniper - February 9, 2012, 7:58 pm
shouldnt "pack"..... be "flock"?

When everybody stands out of the crowd -



TAGS: and i thought i was hard of hearing
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 6:10 pm
Are we having a cease fire? I'm peaceful at heart. Pizza and tacos, and word to yo momma.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:01 pm
See poster 87400 for the consequences of touching another motifam members food, especially their bacon or waffles.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 5:58 pm
All I'll say is the poster is high-rated and some people did actually credit him. But this isn't really my kind of thing, I don't like to come across as a whining ass, so I guess I'll just rob you guys of all your food.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bacon, waffles and pecan pie? Mmmmmmmm Sounds good to me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:01 pm
Don't we usually talk about pastry or desserts or something delicious at this time? Oh yeah... Pecan Pie! (eat THAT, Phydeaux.)
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
O really, ok i guess i forgot to say bacon...... and that i stole the Waffles phrase from MWLF (i believe) so sue me!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
But Faceplant... this is fun! You're a mean dad.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:54 pm
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:52 pm
Okay, but we never credited Bone with writing the joke. Which you seem to assume we are doing.
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
Tunnel vision in people whom you'd expect to be smart in some sort of way. Same here, you didn't wonder how I knew bash invented it, you assumed I thought so, which I never said. People with poor reasoning skills, that's the fail I'm talking about.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
We were just wondering why you are so fired up about jokes from other sites. And we were wondering how you knew that bash invented it. What fail are you talking about?
Jurtje - May 26, 2010, 10:15 am
Preferred site? No, it could've been posted anywhere. Is it just me or are all you guys troubled by tunnel vision? All you seem to read is bash.org and /ignore the rest. Sorry to say it, but you bring the fail.
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:58 pm
Almost forgot....GOOOO FLYERS!!!!
MO - May 24, 2010, 10:57 pm
Yo Jurtle! If Bash is your preferred site, head on over. You have a chance or two left to make some funny. If not you can make like a tree and.....bite me.
rerun - May 24, 2010, 7:34 pm

wow, I guess that knock-knock jokes are taboo because they could have also been on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 24, 2010, 5:32 pm
Of course not, but it is the way it got known to the public, and most likely the place it got ripped from. Is bash replies the only thing you people are good at? Do I have to hold your hands through each and every reply?
TheTrashHeap - May 23, 2010, 5:11 pm
And you actually believe that joke originated on bash.org?
Jurtje - May 23, 2010, 4:44 pm
Look at it this way, it's the exact same joke with a picture attached. I'm not bashing the guy, just saying this doesn't deserve any creative credit.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 7:12 pm
what was first? bash or bone? and who cares?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
Oh, holy cow! Somebody get the interpol! A joke has been retold, people... This is what we've prepared for! Man the cannons! Arms at the ready! Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes!
Jurtje - May 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Too bad it's just a ripped joke from bash. http://bash.org/?894647
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
As an owner of a Rolex, I approve. 5 perpetual movements.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 6:57 pm
5Ls, nice work Bone.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I follow my previous speakers
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 4:10 pm
5 Golden Rolexs for you!
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 4:05 pm
LOL!! I wanna watch too!! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 4:02 pm
Excellent! 5!

ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it

TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.

AN APPLE A DAY - Will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.

TAGS: ice water hard
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Home Depot -

TAGS: 50 shades hardware smbd
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 9:59 pm
Didja know that you can now purchase CONDOMS in a "HARD WEAR" store?
mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:45 pm
LOL! Thanks, JW!
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:26 pm
heh heh
JesusWept - May 16, 2015, 9:52 am
All in one place. Brings a whole new meaning to "convenience store". 5 L's


TAGS: amerime trumped anime when megas hit the stage hard giant robots possibly overcompensating patriotic patriotism act mecha
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
Thanks, lol, rednecks do everything better.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
Nice take on the old subject man, lol. You did it better then me. Then again, I just did the bare bones. I reiterate; Rednecks do anime better.
shadowblade - February 12, 2010, 11:27 pm
megas xlr was awesome, i was very sad when it ended
motifake - February 10, 2010, 9:11 pm

hehe nice photochop work there



TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)

NERD GIRLS - Equal Instant Hard-On

TAGS: nerd girls hard on
Rating: 2.41/5
SAL - July 22, 2009, 11:29 am
Yep the left one is really cute.
Anon - February 21, 2009, 5:52 am
The one on the left only. She's actually quite hot. And going by what she's wearing, that just means she likes what i like.
Andre - December 16, 2008, 11:21 am
what fallennite said.
Amy - November 10, 2008, 11:23 pm
what motifake said.
fallennite - November 10, 2008, 11:19 pm
Not mine! I'm left handed..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:47 am
This is why you guys never get laid. Your nitpicky standards get higher and higher because nothing can ever live up to the holy glory that is your right hand.
Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:27 pm
one on the left aint bad. the other two are gross.
jimbo - August 20, 2008, 1:42 pm
yeah i agree with you guys, but the middle chick looks like rush limbaugh and the one on the right looks like that guy from that show "rescue me".
aPauling - August 20, 2008, 12:43 pm
They are mentally hot. Plus, good luck getting the average hot chick into that Princess Leia slave girl outfit.
inig - August 19, 2008, 11:12 pm
Yeah, but they are girls, who are nerds, and are inherently hot
jimbo - August 18, 2008, 11:08 pm
ummm....dude.... they aren't even remotely hot. to each his own though i guess.

empty -

TAGS: empty hardest life path walk
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:39 pm
Well done, LA! ^!
lgvernon - April 24, 2016, 9:41 pm


What if.... -

Journey Of A Lifetime -

TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
Damn infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm

INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.

TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by caveman

sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember

TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


TAGS: hard work bee benefits
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:45 pm
Thanks Sean -
Sean - May 4, 2011, 3:20 pm
I love this one. Wonderful.


GORGEOUS - Long & Lean & Hopefully Clean Between

TAGS: ponytail hardbody women sexy sports
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:43 am
Unlike my old neighbor Dinky D

REVENGE - If the best revenge is living well, then Hugh Hefner had a lot of people he wanted revenge on.

TAGS: hard to live better than this
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:50 pm
No shit


WTF!! - So I guess my hard-hat is pretty much useless HUH?

SURVEY SAYS ?!?! - You're A Douche


TAGS: ps3 playstation hardcore gamer gaming sucks
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Emmanuel

razhneh - December 7, 2010, 12:07 pm
ps3 can go eat a d*ck.
me - August 27, 2009, 2:39 pm
lol... no. i'm not a 360 fan
spencer - August 9, 2009, 6:29 pm
wow you must be a 360 fan. get a real hobby. or jump off a cliff.

L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.

TAGS: richardgere love hamsters rodents
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by ShotgunBuddha

Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 12:36 pm
I think one about friends would have been better.
forseti - April 19, 2010, 8:43 am
nice pic, bad text...


TAGS: cat kitten cute richard lovelace
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:16 am
Awesome aggy! 5L
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:15 am
True statement 5 /5


TAGS: child labor she works hard for the money
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:08 am
love it.., very original... 5 stinky inner soles...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2010, 5:20 pm

omg...didn't see it coming...nice!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 25, 2010, 11:40 am
Ouch! 5L


HEY GUY'S - If you don't mind.., could you just pop this one up in the overhead lockers.., with the rest of them.., thanks...


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by suenero

AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


Trash -


INSPIRATION - Is for amateurs Professionals just show up And get to work

TAGS: art inspiration professionalism hard work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 4:38 am
Spoken like a commercial artist! Time is money!



PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.

TAGS: richard gere gay watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...damn typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop shot and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a photo with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this photo 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


TAGS: lesson learned the hard way
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:34 pm
Yeah, but Toby Keith 'll just stare down the ER staff and offer to sign a few autographs with an inscription about "the American way."
boinger - May 2, 2011, 2:32 pm
Anyone else notice that there is still a foot in the shoe? Talk about an awkward ER visit!
pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 6:14 pm
i was wondering where i left that shoe. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:02 am

ouch....great 1 james...5L
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am


TAGS: hard day
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 17, 2013, 7:49 pm
And I end up with a vision of slinky dude and the missus trying to "create" a baby.....shiver!!!!! Bahaha..u r 2 funny oiler...thanks.
Oiler - January 17, 2013, 11:19 am
It's Slinky dudes wife. 5 folded L


TAGS: work hard gain all
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:48 am
Doubtful... Just borrowed the cow breed and filled them up with whiskey instead of beer.
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:43 am

Canadian Kobe beef? Hmmmm, I wonder is those are Canadian cows being raised in Japan.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:10 am
If that's the case, these here will be some moist Canadian Kobe beef!
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 12:56 am
LOL! Great continuation poster. Some cruel bastard must have thrown a quart of Irish whiskey in that pond. 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
I hope the steaks are still good...LOL! 5 soggy poodles


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart beat harder and harder and ohhhh
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

RagTopDriver - July 1, 2010, 10:06 pm
The asprin trick does not work well in a Mustang!
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 9:02 pm
What a sexy pair of knees


TAGS: to all those guys whose names are richard out there
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Anything

Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
*presses button on intercom* "Uhm, Ms. Perkins, cancel my 3 o'clock rant against quotifakes. Thank you."
Sean - May 25, 2010, 4:07 pm
Mother#!#*@ng great!
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 12:10 am
BRILLIANT!!! 5 L*ons!


PALINDROMES - What's, "Make a Sammich!" backwards?

TAGS: is it really that hard
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 10:06 pm
hcimmas a ekam. Very good capn! 5L
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:52 pm
Boob...that is all...5.
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
5 race car's



TAGS: hard
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by culos


TAGS: work hard enough and you can be a screw up at anything you want
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


TAGS: no wonder richard gere loved watching baywatch
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
This is still very much in use in Washington. 5L

File Transfer -

KEITH ALIVE AND KICKIN' - Because a rolling stone gathers no moss

RICHARD DAWKINS - Thank God!!! I am an atheist!

TAGS: richard dawkins atheist religion confused
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Jareer

MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:18 am
Heck yeah, go Atheists! Where is your god now!?
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:14 am
My favorite oxymoron! "Thank god" is just an expression. Like "wow," it's just used to get an emotion across in a verbal way. It really has lost all it's significance in everyday usage.
Derek Gunn - March 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
It's supposed to be funny, that's why it was posted like this!
Little Johnny - January 12, 2009, 9:13 am
Wow... epic fail. Atheist thanking the God he doesn't believe in. What will be next?
Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 2:30 pm
why would you thank god if you dont believe in him?

YOU JUST GOT - knocked the F#&k out

TAGS: hard hit
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Bovee


OPRAH - She likes to play 'Hard to Get'.

George Wasn't an Idiot -

TAGS: carlin richard pryor
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by SuperSparky

saucerhead - June 22, 2009, 10:29 am
actually he did, but richard did it twice
M & M - December 26, 2008, 3:42 pm
He was a sad dope head.

Cereal killer -

MY POKEMON - Bring all the nerds to the yard.